335 Name Street, Unit #, Town, Province, N2H 3Y6
Christopher Poore
Summary of Qualifications
- Languages: Common
- 3-Starred Number 1
- Somnambulist
- Biggest Flaw is no Flaws
- Eaten by Wolves—Twice
- Have Never Personally Visited a Uyghur Camp
- Successfully Replaced Every Instance of "My Girl" with "Blowjobs" in
the Temptations' Hit "My Girl"
- Can Unlock a Master Lock in 15 Minutes
Work Experience
2003 » 2006
King of the Pirates
Sea Peoples, East Mediterranean
- Vote unanimous among the nine Pirate Lords
- Conquered all obstacles
- Developed intel network
- Highest bounty
2006 » 2008
Professional Juror
America, USA
- Always knew what to eat for lunch
- Superior judgment
- Described as "contemptuous" by coworkers
Start » End Year
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Volunteer Experience
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Education
- BS in Social Engineering
- Highschool, Town, Province, StartYear-EndYear
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